Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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