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  • 81 55
    Submitted by OMJew on Mar 17, 10 at 9:12pm

    I can see the person who texted this had their stoop-a-loops for breakast

  • 79 54
    Submitted by terri on Mar 17, 10 at 11:01pm

    Amen!

  • 79 61
    Submitted by Dex43 on Mar 17, 10 at 4:12pm

    I'm with mbaby... Stricaly? Your sexual activity should be illegal to prevent your gene pool from expanding.

  • 73 50
    Submitted by yoshimi on Mar 17, 10 at 3:45pm

    cocksucker

    • 55 65
      Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 17, 10 at 4:16pm

      sounds so derogatory when you say it like that.

  • 78 61
    Submitted by ardnasak on Mar 17, 10 at 6:45pm

    lol stricaly. I love it

  • 77 63
    Submitted by mbabybum on Mar 17, 10 at 3:55pm

    Stricaly?!

  • 72 54
    Submitted by masta1080 on Mar 17, 10 at 10:15pm

    well based on ur intelligence i think its obvious as to why

  • 75 64
    Submitted by cowgirl on Mar 17, 10 at 10:39pm

    barberblitz.....I think you meant to say guys

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 6:28pm

    Wow

  • 71 59
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 19, 10 at 12:28am

    What is her hourly rate? lol

  • 75 68
    Submitted by iamthebaron on Mar 18, 10 at 10:23am

    Guys, they missed one word... There's no reason to freak. They even used an apostrophe and a comma, I sincerely applaud the effort.

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:53pm

    Mom?

  • 68 56
    Submitted by TheUniverse on Mar 17, 10 at 7:31pm

    Clearly she gets turned off when you attempt to speak.

  • 63 49
    Submitted by CristinaY on Mar 18, 10 at 2:30pm

    Damn right.

  • 70 63
    Submitted by melissab2005 on Mar 17, 10 at 7:08pm

    Drtee

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Colonel on Mar 17, 10 at 5:08pm

    I wonder if his/her parents knows she/he is a whore.

  • 66 62
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 17, 10 at 11:15pm

    You will get bored soon.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 4:05pm

    Mom / Dad, please meet my sexual deviant....

  • 26 30
    Submitted by truelife_45 on Dec 27, 11 at 11:00pm

    honestly, i have this kind of relationship with alot of people. oops.