A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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