the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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