Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize