hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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