Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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