My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
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east la is the nice part of town. get outta here
Just because he smokes weed he can't be a good dog owner? He obviously cares about it otherwise he wouldn't have bothered calling the vet. Way to get overly crazy about a text.
one time my brother's pomeranian ate his stash of viagra. Awkward vet appt!
10:31 my yellow lab has been on the peroxide diet many of times
Been there. Had to run my 6 month old puppy to the emergency vet after he ate a quarter ounce. He could hardly walk and kept howling at everything. They gave him a charcoal solution to bind it and then something to make him vomit and kept him overnight for observation. I have never been so scared.
Too bad you're a dumb fuck for calling your vet. Even your dog agrees with me. You fucking idiot. Did you think you were going to get it back? Go away.
9:51 - not to mention they're some of the wealthiest areas in the country
but you care about your pet...and you made the call.. that is what is important! :)
better a bag of smoke than a full page of LSD.
If the USA isn't ghetto.. it's hick town.
this happened to me, dog weighed 8lbs.. passed out and fell over. Vet said it happens all the time!
how is 301 ghetto. it could be, but it could also be from bethesda, potomac, chevy chase, all some of the wealthiest areas surrounding dc. moron
Only certain parts of 301 are ghetto.
fyi...after rat poisoning a dog should really have some major doses of vitamin K so he doesn't bleed to death internally...just saying. And make sure you're giving the right dose of hydrogen peroxide. And that ends the vet advice.
10:03 Then he should have just stated read the thread. I'm sorry I can't quote Cheech and Chong. I know who they, but I have never seen the movies.
depending on where you are 301 could be rural southern maryland or affluent dc suburbs, but not ghetto.
My Dalmation used to get a hold of our bags all the time. It's no big deal. He loved it... used to sit in the circle...
You would be surprised how often this happens.
I had a friend with a pomeranian, tiny fucking dog, that somehow scaled her 5 foot dresser to eat a baggie.
The moral of this story is that animals love nature, too.
comment about the fucking post not where hes from dipshits
it's an easier call if you blame it on someone else.
9:52(2) How is reading a book going to help with a Cheech and Chong reference?!?! Maybe go watch a movie, but last time I checked the library there was no Cheech and Chong novels floating around.
My dog ate an early girl plant. Yeah, PLANT. She weighs 55 pounds and it didn't do a thing to her.
hey 2:12, you don't know that the caller is from moco. it could be nearly anywhere in md, other than the eastern shoreline. way to be an idiot. also you didn't use the word fack. it's not fuck, it's fack, you stupid cunt
Actually getting your dog high can cause death in some cases, so be careful!
my dog ate weed too! he tried so hard not to pee in the house, then he was shaking and couldn't stand up straight. then he threw up. It was scary, but I ended up taking him to the emergency vet at 11PM. They were NONjudmental and called my dog a huge stoner, gave him some fluids and let me be on my way (170 dollars later).
that's happened to me in the 301... represent!
Call the ASPCA and have them take your dogs away. You are all worthless fucks, who don't deserve pets.
301, or MD does not have the fifth highest crime rate in the US. I don't know where you get your info from but that's just wrong. By state, MD ranks 8th in 2007(from the UCR, which is run by the FBI) and has seen a decline over the past 7 years by an avg of 3.2%. Check your facks buddy
My little dog ate a bag once...she lost all control of her bodily functions..and just layed on my lap for 24 hours..peed on me a few times without any warning...it was sad. I let her pee on my because I felt guilty. And calling the vet was horrible because I was stoned..I asked them if I brought her in if they would arrest me! Dumb, I know. :D
9:46 Cheech and Chong??
Maryland is just a bunch of stoners...me included
Ive got two words for you: PG County.
Now that's a fucking ghetto and it is 301.
You're all just a bunch of fucking posers that don't know shit. I surely don't know everything, but at least I fucking admit it.
10:17 - important note, that's by population but not population density. alaska ranks high too because of this. i'm sure the facks thing was a joke though - 10:21 is an idiot
10cc of peroxide. He'll throw that shit right back up in 5 minutes.
they definitely deserve pets. they are making their dogs' lives better.
I work at a vet and i have actually recieved a phone call with some one asking if they will get in trouble if they brought theyre dog to the vet
My roommmate used to get his German Shepherd high. You didn't want to be too close to him at these times...he got REAL horny and would hump anything withing reach.
The dog or your roommate? lol
Fuck everyone calling the 301 ghetto. I love being from Montgomery County.
10:08 Obviously looking for reference so he can stay current on this website, duh!!
Better than the call that the dog ate the bag of cocaine
Fack you, Fack you, Fack you, You're cool and Fack you I'm out!!!
easy. just say you were walking the dog. he ate something out of the bushes, you're not sure what.
PG county is ghetto, i've lived here my whole life and it gets more ghetto every minute.
My vet was very cool when it happened to my room mate. lost a good bag too. happend in 301 too. soooo not getto
10:17 should probably check his spelling.
I work at a vet and we get some ridiculous calls. People usually lie about pot at first...but we know! They're usually honest about the Rx meds which tend to be funnier. Dogs like birth control apparently btw... (my dog loves to get high, but eating is baaad)
1st 10:02: why are you searching libraries for Cheech and Chong novels?
To avoid the awkwardness and extra vet fees, the best solution would have been to induce vomiting by forcing the dog to swallow hydrogen peroxide. I once was told to do it by a vet, bc my dog ate rat poison, it was a sunday and I was an hour and a half away from the nearest open vet clinic. It worked and the dog is still alive and perfectly fine.
10:19, it's my job and i was kidding on the fack. but glad to see it's caught on. new word of the day!
Hahahaha. Well my dog ate my sister's weed and now I think he sees dead people. D: