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  • 66 51
    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 4, 10 at 2:23am

    Just because he smokes weed he can't be a good dog owner? He obviously cares about it otherwise he wouldn't have bothered calling the vet. Way to get overly crazy about a text.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:57am

    10:31 my yellow lab has been on the peroxide diet many of times

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:23am

    Too bad you're a dumb fuck for calling your vet. Even your dog agrees with me. You fucking idiot. Did you think you were going to get it back? Go away.

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:30am

    one time my brother's pomeranian ate his stash of viagra. Awkward vet appt!

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:30pm

    comment about the fucking post not where hes from dipshits

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:28am

    east la is the nice part of town. get outta here

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:05am

    better a bag of smoke than a full page of LSD. Poor doggie...

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:24pm

    but you care about your pet...and you made the call.. that is what is important! :)

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:51am

    9:51 - not to mention they're some of the wealthiest areas in the country

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:07am

    Been there. Had to run my 6 month old puppy to the emergency vet after he ate a quarter ounce. He could hardly walk and kept howling at everything. They gave him a charcoal solution to bind it and then something to make him vomit and kept him overnight for observation. I have never been so scared.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:59am

    My Dalmation used to get a hold of our bags all the time. It's no big deal. He loved it... used to sit in the circle...

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:50pm

    If the USA isn't ghetto.. it's hick town.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:35am

    this happened to me, dog weighed 8lbs.. passed out and fell over. Vet said it happens all the time!

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:51am

    how is 301 ghetto. it could be, but it could also be from bethesda, potomac, chevy chase, all some of the wealthiest areas surrounding dc. moron

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:34am

    Only certain parts of 301 are ghetto.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:20am

    My dog ate an early girl plant. Yeah, PLANT. She weighs 55 pounds and it didn't do a thing to her.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:47pm

    it's an easier call if you blame it on someone else.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:43am

    Better than the call that the dog ate the bag of cocaine

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:01am

    depending on where you are 301 could be rural southern maryland or affluent dc suburbs, but not ghetto.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:58am

    You would be surprised how often this happens. I had a friend with a pomeranian, tiny fucking dog, that somehow scaled her 5 foot dresser to eat a baggie. The moral of this story is that animals love nature, too.

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:07am

    10:03 Then he should have just stated read the thread. I'm sorry I can't quote Cheech and Chong. I know who they, but I have never seen the movies.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:21am

    fyi...after rat poisoning a dog should really have some major doses of vitamin K so he doesn't bleed to death internally...just saying. And make sure you're giving the right dose of hydrogen peroxide. And that ends the vet advice.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:17am

    301, or MD does not have the fifth highest crime rate in the US. I don't know where you get your info from but that's just wrong. By state, MD ranks 8th in 2007(from the UCR, which is run by the FBI) and has seen a decline over the past 7 years by an avg of 3.2%. Check your facks buddy

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:08am

    my dog ate weed too! he tried so hard not to pee in the house, then he was shaking and couldn't stand up straight. then he threw up. It was scary, but I ended up taking him to the emergency vet at 11PM. They were NONjudmental and called my dog a huge stoner, gave him some fluids and let me be on my way (170 dollars later).

  • 51 58
    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 4, 10 at 2:25am

    Actually getting your dog high can cause death in some cases, so be careful!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:37pm

    hey 2:12, you don't know that the caller is from moco. it could be nearly anywhere in md, other than the eastern shoreline. way to be an idiot. also you didn't use the word fack. it's not fuck, it's fack, you stupid cunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:49pm

    they definitely deserve pets. they are making their dogs' lives better.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:45am

    My roommmate used to get his German Shepherd high. You didn't want to be too close to him at these times...he got REAL horny and would hump anything withing reach.

    • 25 37
      Submitted by mumfackler on Jun 19, 12 at 10:36pm

      The dog or your roommate? lol

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:31pm

    that's happened to me in the 301... represent!

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:52am

    9:46 Cheech and Chong??

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:10pm

    I work at a vet and i have actually recieved a phone call with some one asking if they will get in trouble if they brought theyre dog to the vet

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:30am

    Ive got two words for you: PG County. Now that's a fucking ghetto and it is 301. You're all just a bunch of fucking posers that don't know shit. I surely don't know everything, but at least I fucking admit it.

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:16pm

    PG county is ghetto, i've lived here my whole life and it gets more ghetto every minute.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:38am

    My little dog ate a bag once...she lost all control of her bodily functions..and just layed on my lap for 24 hours..peed on me a few times without any warning...it was sad. I let her pee on my because I felt guilty. And calling the vet was horrible because I was stoned..I asked them if I brought her in if they would arrest me! Dumb, I know. :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:02am

    9:52(2) How is reading a book going to help with a Cheech and Chong reference?!?! Maybe go watch a movie, but last time I checked the library there was no Cheech and Chong novels floating around.

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:35am

    Fack you, Fack you, Fack you, You're cool and Fack you I'm out!!!

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:31am

    10cc of peroxide. He'll throw that shit right back up in 5 minutes.

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:30am

    10:17 - important note, that's by population but not population density. alaska ranks high too because of this. i'm sure the facks thing was a joke though - 10:21 is an idiot

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:22am

    10:17 should probably check his spelling.

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:15pm

    Call the ASPCA and have them take your dogs away. You are all worthless fucks, who don't deserve pets.

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:37pm

    I work at a vet and we get some ridiculous calls. People usually lie about pot at first...but we know! They're usually honest about the Rx meds which tend to be funnier. Dogs like birth control apparently btw... (my dog loves to get high, but eating is baaad)

  • 45 67
    Submitted by lysaer90 on Apr 7, 10 at 9:19pm

    Maryland is just a bunch of stoners...me included

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:12pm

    Fuck everyone calling the 301 ghetto. I love being from Montgomery County.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:14pm

    To avoid the awkwardness and extra vet fees, the best solution would have been to induce vomiting by forcing the dog to swallow hydrogen peroxide. I once was told to do it by a vet, bc my dog ate rat poison, it was a sunday and I was an hour and a half away from the nearest open vet clinic. It worked and the dog is still alive and perfectly fine.

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:08am

    1st 10:02: why are you searching libraries for Cheech and Chong novels?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:38am

    easy. just say you were walking the dog. he ate something out of the bushes, you're not sure what.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:54pm

    My vet was very cool when it happened to my room mate. lost a good bag too. happend in 301 too. soooo not getto

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:29am

    10:19, it's my job and i was kidding on the fack. but glad to see it's caught on. new word of the day!

  • 50 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:09am

    10:08 Obviously looking for reference so he can stay current on this website, duh!!

  • 42 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:18pm

    Hahahaha. Well my dog ate my sister's weed and now I think he sees dead people. D: