he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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