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  • 52 38
    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 10, 12 at 11:31am

    Nope. Two knees and two hands on the floor, and one face in the toilet.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 10, 12 at 11:57am

    Said the drunk pirate with a peg leg.

    • 28 42
      Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 1:14pm

      He used to do one hell of a sea shanty until he took a crocodile to the knee.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 10, 12 at 11:33am

    Nope. On your back, knees spread wide apart

    • 26 41
      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Feb 15, 12 at 12:20am

      Hahaha! Just what I was gonna say! \n(assuming poster is female)

  • 38 36
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Feb 10, 12 at 2:25pm

    Or in the ER.

  • 35 42
    Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 10, 12 at 11:39am

    Too right not on two legs, you'll be on the floor pretty soon. On the plus side you may well get carried out.