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  • Said the drunk pirate with a peg leg.

    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 10, 12 at 11:57am
    • He used to do one hell of a sea shanty until he took a crocodile to the knee.

      Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 1:14pm
  • Nope. Two knees and two hands on the floor, and one face in the toilet.

    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 10, 12 at 11:31am
  • Nope. On your back, knees spread wide apart

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 10, 12 at 11:33am
  • Or in the ER.

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Feb 10, 12 at 2:25pm
  • Too right not on two legs, you'll be on the floor pretty soon. On the plus side you may well get carried out.

    Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 10, 12 at 11:39am