White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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