Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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