Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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