So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
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You wanna know how I got these scars?
Actually, that'd be a simile, not a metaphor...
Actually it's an analogy...
yay this is from rhode island where i livee
why was this text post-worthy?
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Oh I get it because I love big penis in my mouth and I get nobpussy because I'm on tfln all night. That's funny!
LMFAO. this is fabuloussssss.
especially since she called them metaphors. and they're clearly similes
LOL @ grammar nazi wannabes, go back to school
So you are a bitch across state lines?
Tfln mods may or may not be smoking crack.
It's ones like this that make me wonder why I bought this damn app!!
Yes, 10:07, I was about to say the same. Because it uses the word "like", it would be classified as a simile, not a metaphor.
This makes me ashamed to be from rhode island.
or else it gets the hose again.
Jeff go to fml you attention whore
Oh I get it! It's funny because it's a reference to tv shows and an insult all in one so she must have felt extra shameful!
How did this get past mods? Hey, girls in the above text: Fuck u forever (fyfe)