So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
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You wanna know how I got these scars?
Actually it's an analogy...
why was this text post-worthy?
Actually, that'd be a simile, not a metaphor...
yay this is from rhode island where i livee
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Oh I get it because I love big penis in my mouth and I get nobpussy because I'm on tfln all night. That's funny!
Tfln mods may or may not be smoking crack.
especially since she called them metaphors. and they're clearly similes
LMFAO. this is fabuloussssss.
LOL @ grammar nazi wannabes, go back to school
So you are a bitch across state lines?
Jeff go to fml you attention whore
This makes me ashamed to be from rhode island.
Yes, 10:07, I was about to say the same. Because it uses the word "like", it would be classified as a simile, not a metaphor.
It's ones like this that make me wonder why I bought this damn app!!
or else it gets the hose again.
Oh I get it! It's funny because it's a reference to tv shows and an insult all in one so she must have felt extra shameful!
How did this get past mods? Hey, girls in the above text: Fuck u forever (fyfe)