was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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