That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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