How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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