How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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