he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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