Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just forgot I was standing up.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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