Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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