Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
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Why be jacked and tan when you can be pale and frail?
with your sense of humor, no need to worry. don't go for the shallow girls either.. they're the only ones who care.
im funnier and prettier and better. ha
said the fat chick
Did this guy describe his dick as short, pale, and awkward? Or did I read this wrong?
Make girls laugh and they won't give a shit what you look like, as long as you're not oozing acne and oozing belly. If that's the case, buy some Clearasil and pick up running. You'll be getting girls in no time. :)
no he described himself as short, pale, and awkward
learn to love it my friend, learn to L O V E your man power
you're both ugly, apparently....
awh, how sad.
@ 2:52 & 4:11
You must both have a small dick.
awh, how sad!
Yeah, I know one of those short pale and awkward, and he thinks he's the hottest thing around.
tall, pale, and awkward is where its at
And short it would seem. That's too bad fellas, maybe learn some jokes or something?
im sorry but it makes it sound like you have a short pale and awkward dick, but i get you
haha this is one of the better ones on here. it's totally fine to be short pale
3:11 i agree... I'm all for tall, pale, and awkward. Thats sexy as hell.
hahah this is one of the better ones on here. it's totally fine to be short pale
Your on the south side there's plenty of hood rats to be slain
good on ya :)
south side irish? haha gotta love the 708.
dear god help me get over this fucker quickly, before i lost more dignity..