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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:17am

    Why be jacked and tan when you can be pale and frail? Frat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:47pm

    with your sense of humor, no need to worry. don't go for the shallow girls either.. they're the only ones who care.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:30pm

    im funnier and prettier and better. ha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:52pm

    @2:51 said the fat chick

  • 95 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:22pm

    Did this guy describe his dick as short, pale, and awkward? Or did I read this wrong?

  • 97 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:39am

    no he described himself as short, pale, and awkward

  • 92 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:37pm

    @ 2:52 & 4:11 You must both have a small dick. awh, how sad!

  • 89 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:09am

    Yeah, I know one of those short pale and awkward, and he thinks he's the hottest thing around.

  • 91 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:42pm

    Make girls laugh and they won't give a shit what you look like, as long as you're not oozing acne and oozing belly. If that's the case, buy some Clearasil and pick up running. You'll be getting girls in no time. :)

  • 82 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:21pm

    learn to love it my friend, learn to L O V E your man power

  • 92 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:51pm

    you're both ugly, apparently.... awh, how sad.

  • 94 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:53pm

    And short it would seem. That's too bad fellas, maybe learn some jokes or something?

  • 85 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:59pm

    3:11 i agree... I'm all for tall, pale, and awkward. Thats sexy as hell.

  • 83 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    tall, pale, and awkward is where its at

  • 87 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:13am

    haha this is one of the better ones on here. it's totally fine to be short pale

  • 79 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:09am

    hahah this is one of the better ones on here. it's totally fine to be short pale

  • 82 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:08pm

    im sorry but it makes it sound like you have a short pale and awkward dick, but i get you

  • 68 42
    Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 4, 11 at 3:48am

    good on ya :)

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:36pm

    south side irish? haha gotta love the 708.

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:04pm

    dear god help me get over this fucker quickly, before i lost more dignity..

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:11am

    Your on the south side there's plenty of hood rats to be slain