Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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