I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Better than his profile pics from 2011... yikes!
How close is this close
OP is a guy
beat me to it. damn
these texts are just really fat/ugly chicks that are lusting after a really hot guy, because if she was somewhat good looking and she acted like that around him, he would already have had it, and she wouldn't be so willing to beat off to a pic of him so bad lol
It's 2011 and he will still be as far from you as possible.
This is obviously fake, nobody masturbates to old pictures!
No anal = sexual fail
no Vaginal = sexual fail