Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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