Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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