like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I understand Curling. That high.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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