I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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