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  • @5:29-- My mom will be 60 this year and she and her 6 siblings still refer to their deceased father as Daddy. That's who he is to them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Which begs the question, why was this texter at a Toby Keith concert?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Doesn't that give you a coverall in WalMart Bingo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Wow. I hope you took pictures. That shit is priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Americaaaaa fuuuck yeaaaaa!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:32am
  • I live in Texas...it's a daily occurence here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 7:21pm
  • imagine if her parents got an abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:26pm
  • 6:37 How's that whole Grammar Nazi thing treating you . . . . . Homo!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:33am
  • not hating the country, hating the stereotypes that are given to it by an idiot like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Class, today's lesson is on a literary device known as dramatic irony. Can anyone point to the example of dramatic irony in this [run-on] sentence? "Please don't put words in my mouth I never said America was perfect but if you hate the country you live in they why stay here?!?!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:37pm
  • 2:21 should really fuckin die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Listen to some David Cross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Besides, it should be, "We'll put a boot IN yer ass"...duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:13pm
  • 4:37 Love's cock in his ass!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:31am
  • that was prolly the san bernardino concert on saturday.. somehow i missed this wondrous sight to behold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:56am
  • hahahah 925. where was this concert? icant imagine that in the bay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:04am
  • LOL LOL LOL!!1 IT'S BATTLE OF THE STATES TIME AGAIN, FOLKS!!! IZ YOU RED OR BLUE??/ DOESN'T MATTER, WE ALL HATE EWE!!! HIPSTER YUPPIE SCUMBAG OR STUMP-JUMPING JETHRO INBRED, WE HATE YOU ALL EQUALLY!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1 GO TO ITALIAN MOON, AND TELL 'EM THE BIG GUY SENTCHA!!! AH-AH-AH!!! LUUULZ!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:46pm
  • 2:33, 3:16 & 3:34 Wow. So much for freedom of speech in this country. Isn't that part of what all this war is supposed to be about? Protecting democratic values, of which freedom of speech is one? Guess what? America's not perfect. *Gasp!* That's right, I said it. No country is. Doesn't mean we can't want to do better for ourselves and our nation and hold ourselves to a higher standard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:47pm
  • if your ashamed of your country then get the fuck out of here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:34pm
  • "Go back to bed America. You are free...to do as we tell you."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:59pm
  • 5:25... you can't answer "hell yes" to a question that wasn't a yes or no question. to 5:14, i think those are both actual songs. how sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:44pm
  • HHAHA pretty fucking amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:11am
  • Haha, that's shitty 3:37.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Don't hate on your own American trash, you guys... As a French Canadian, some of us aren't any better, not to mention our assortment of redneck cowboys in Alberta! Yeeeehawww black-eyed pregnant hicks are what makes your country so hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:02pm
  • 2:55. canada would be more than pleased to have you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:35pm
  • I love Toby Keith!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:09pm
  • 3:47 What war are you talking about?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:54pm
  • ignorant people it's a toby song i have said shirt and i'm not a redneck, bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:48am
  • and the person writing this was at a toby keith concert because....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:02pm
  • toby keith played semi-pro football. just puttin that out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:31am
  • 5:14, is that song a joke to make fun of dum americans, or is it serious? i really can't tell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Pics or it didn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Don't hate on a proud American! Black eye is questionable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:36pm
  • 2:21 I've said this once today, but I will say it again. If you don't like it move to Canada!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:33pm
  • 3:47 It's 2:33 here, I believe in freedom of speech but if you are so adamant about this country being awful, then feel free to leave just as I would do if I was to feel that way! Please don't put words in my mouth I never said America was perfect but if you hate the country you live in they why stay here?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:53pm
  • That's some insightful humor right there, 8:33.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:55am
  • I SAW HER TOO HAHAAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Toby Keith: another proud, patriotic American who served his country in the Marines; well, in the Army; okay, Air Force; Navy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:58pm
  • God bless Texas....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:55pm
  • slutty preggo hick = yum. i need to go to more toby keith concerts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:00pm
  • 12:26. thank god there are still open minded people in world, that know their shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:31am
  • any adult that still calls their father 'daddy' is a hick and needs to get a clue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:29pm
  • i love toby. what a sweet lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:05am
  • 2:33 and 3:16 are pregnant rednecks or the abusive alcoholic boyfriends/husbands thereof. It's because of you that I say I'm Canadian when I'm abroad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Dumbfucks I swear. That's a lyric from one of his songs. And he's a lot better than the shit on the radio. I love Toby Keith and hate Walmart. So shove your stereotypes up your ass. Pricks.

    Submitted by countessmarie on Feb 3, 11 at 2:12am
  • 5:14-- hell yes. and no one said she was fat...she's PREGNANT. i agree the black eye is disturbing but who cares what she wears to a concert? and a pregnant woman can't go to a concert all of a sudden?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:25pm
  • I saw a woman the other day in a t-shirt that had an American flag flanking a big fish. Seriously, what the fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:32pm