I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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yeah, someone might ask you to "have a seat over there". Also, they still make wine coolers?
Yep. Still making them.
why wouldn't they make wine coolers?
Because they were a stupid 1980s fad? I'd figured they'd died along with hair metal and acid-washed jeans. Changes in the tax laws in the U.S. have meant that most alcohol producers now make alcopops from malt beverage rather than actual wine, anyway, so they're not even literal wine coolers any more.
Generally girls that drink wine coolers tend to be the sort that evolves into a love of wine. You need to find the sort that evolves into a love of whiskey and moonshine. You can never go wrong with a girl that loves whiskey and moonshine. We also love good beer.
Whiskey girls are where it's at!
I am going to assume this translates then into "I just need to stop hanging with under agers" because no one 21 willing drinks wine coolers.