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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 7, 13 at 1:51am

    Whiskey girls are where it's at!

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    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jul 6, 13 at 8:24pm

    why wouldn't they make wine coolers?

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 7, 13 at 2:45pm

      Because they were a stupid 1980s fad? I'd figured they'd died along with hair metal and acid-washed jeans. Changes in the tax laws in the U.S. have meant that most alcohol producers now make alcopops from malt beverage rather than actual wine, anyway, so they're not even literal wine coolers any more.

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    Submitted by siarrune074 on Jul 6, 13 at 5:24pm

    I am going to assume this translates then into "I just need to stop hanging with under agers" because no one 21 willing drinks wine coolers.

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    Submitted by rl78 on Jul 6, 13 at 5:20pm

    Yep. Still making them.

  • 12 15
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 6, 13 at 4:09pm

    yeah, someone might ask you to "have a seat over there". Also, they still make wine coolers?

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    Submitted by spookydoll on Jul 8, 13 at 1:32am

    Generally girls that drink wine coolers tend to be the sort that evolves into a love of wine. You need to find the sort that evolves into a love of whiskey and moonshine. You can never go wrong with a girl that loves whiskey and moonshine. We also love good beer.