I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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