How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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