I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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