He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just had sex on a roof
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
