I want to have your abortion
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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