I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I AM VODKA MAN
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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