brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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