i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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