absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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