scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
