I puked a lego.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
This is classic penis vs brain.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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