Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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