im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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