Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Be still, my beating vagina.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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