It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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