grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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