Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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