What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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Damn victory sex feels great
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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