I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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