margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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