butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Farmville is her only friend.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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