decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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