i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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