dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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