So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship