I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
only you would photoshop your dick
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Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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